021. If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.
022. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea... does that mean that one enjoys it?
023. If you think nobody cares if you're alive, try missing a couple of payments.
024. Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.
025. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
026. A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station..
027. Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.
028. Did you know that dolphins are so smart that within a few weeks of captivity, they can train people to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them fish?
029. A bank is a place that will lend you money, if you can prove that you don't need it.
030. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
No comments:
Post a Comment