061. When in doubt, mumble.
062. I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a piece of seaweed touches my foot.
063. I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
064. Women may not hit harder, but they hit lower.
065. A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?" Father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."
066. Worrying works! 90% of the things I worry about never happen.
067. Just remember...if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.
068. My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too.
069. Some cause happiness wherever they go. Others whenever they go.
070. Jesus loves you, but everyone else thinks you're an asshole.
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