051. Never get into fights with ugly people, they have nothing to lose.
052. It's not the fall that kills you; it's the sudden stop at the end.
053. Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.
054. Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won't expect it back.
055. He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to blame.
056. A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip
057. We have enough gun control. What we need is idiot control.
058. Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.
059. My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.
060. Money can't buy happiness, but it sure makes misery easier to live with.
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