071. I don't trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn't die.
072. I like work. It fascinates me. I sit and look at it for hours.
073. I should've known it wasn't going to work out between my ex-wife and me. After all, I'm a Libra and she's a bitch.
074. I always take life with a grain of salt, ...plus a slice of lemon, ...and a shot of tequila.
075. Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.
076. There's a fine line between cuddling and holding someone down so they can't get away.
077. I used to be indecisive. Now I'm not sure.
078. You're never too old to learn something stupid.
079. When tempted to fight fire with fire, remember that the Fire Department usually uses water.
080. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship together and there was only one life jacket... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often.
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